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	<title>Adam Engelhart &#187; Jokes</title>
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	<description>Adam Engelhart explains, amuses, annoys, links</description>
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		<title>The Laugh-Out-Loud Cats (and Loljurists)</title>
		<link>http://tellumo.net/2007/09/28/the-laugh-out-loud-cats-and-loljurists/%</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So some of you may be aware of the lolcat phenomenon, but do you know of the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats? Adam &#8220;Apelad&#8221; Korford has been posting them on Flickr for some time, and they are remarkably adorable, easily as much as my own addition to the lolcat oeuvre. Well worth a look.
I have also made a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Signal Flags</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:43:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my areas of low-level geekery is encodings (I say &#8220;low-level&#8221; because I usually decide to move on to something else in ten to twenty minutes), and I found a variation on the international maritime signal flags that at least a few other people will probably like. This is the sort of joke that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That&#8217;s a bit morbid</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 22:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got a rather macabre spam just now:

On further inspection, it turns out they&#8217;re referring to dead mortgage leads.
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		<title>Drew goes forum-shopping</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Drew (of the dubious invention I blogged earlier) has made another comic that&#8217;s kinda about law. For my part, I don&#8217;t think the big table would have personal jurisdiction, but I am unfamiliar with the rules of civil procedure involved here.
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		<title>Legal Band Names 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s another list of law-inspired band names. If (for some inscrutable reason) you dig this sort of thing, you might find my prior post on the subject interesting:


Name
Genre
First album


the Adjudged Infringers
Pop-core (based in Wilmington DE)
Overbroad


Paul Cohen and the Miller Tests
Punk
F*ck the Draft


the Specific Performers
Cello-heavy chamber-punk
&#198;quitas


the Common Mekaniks
Gangsta rap
P. H. O. S. I. T. A.


Hunter&#8217;s Lessee
Southern [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rainy Nickel</title>
		<link>http://tellumo.net/2006/09/27/rainy-nickel/%</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
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This one is a really terrible science joke and an homage to xkcd. Did I mention that it was a really terrible science joke?
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		<title>Spotted at the hardware store</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2006 23:55:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went to the hardware store today to pick up some more science stuff, and I saw a three-ring binder on a shelf behind the counter labeled &#34;The Archivist&#8217;s Cookbook&#34;. I thought that was pretty funny.
More soap this weekend, I think.
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		<title>Three Ideas</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2006 05:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The ends of BART cars are labeled &#8220;X&#8221; and &#8220;Y&#8221;, but I would rather they were labeled 3&#8242; and 5&#8242;.
Rite Aid is a drug store, but I think it should be a liturgical supply shop.
I should move to Florida and start a tool shop called &#8220;Miami Vise.&#8221; (Apparently, a purveyor of fly-fishing equipment has beaten [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Band Names from the American Common Law</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 22:51:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tellumo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello! I fell off the planet for a bit there with finals and break and all, but I&#8217;m back in the saddle now. As a New Year&#8217;s present, I give you this list of phrases from the American common law that sound like band names, together with their genres of music and the titles of [...]]]></description>
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