Posts filed under 'Jokes'

The Laugh-Out-Loud Cats (and Loljurists)

So some of you may be aware of the lolcat phenomenon, but do you know of the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats? Adam “Apelad” Korford has been posting them on Flickr for some time, and they are remarkably adorable, easily as much as my own addition to the lolcat oeuvre. Well worth a look.

I have also made a loljurist picture:

I can has warrenburger?

Add comment September 28th, 2007

Signal Flags

One of my areas of low-level geekery is encodings (I say “low-level” because I usually decide to move on to something else in ten to twenty minutes), and I found a variation on the international maritime signal flags that at least a few other people will probably like. This is the sort of joke that could easily be carried to extremes.

Add comment November 14th, 2006

That’s a bit morbid

I got a rather macabre spam just now:

Make money off your dead

On further inspection, it turns out they’re referring to dead mortgage leads.

Add comment October 19th, 2006

Drew goes forum-shopping

Drew (of the dubious invention I blogged earlier) has made another comic that’s kinda about law. For my part, I don’t think the big table would have personal jurisdiction, but I am unfamiliar with the rules of civil procedure involved here.

Add comment October 16th, 2006

Legal Band Names 2

Here’s another list of law-inspired band names. If (for some inscrutable reason) you dig this sort of thing, you might find my prior post on the subject interesting:

Name Genre First album
the Adjudged Infringers Pop-core (based in Wilmington DE) Overbroad
Paul Cohen and the Miller Tests Punk F*ck the Draft
the Specific Performers Cello-heavy chamber-punk Æquitas
the Common Mekaniks Gangsta rap P. H. O. S. I. T. A.
Hunter’s Lessee Southern rock Justice Story
The Men on the Clapham Omnibus Arty concept-rock, always performs anonymously and masked The Life and Times of John Doe
Terry, Stop! Happy hardcore Frisk

2 comments October 3rd, 2006

Rainy Nickel

Rainy Nickel

This one is a really terrible science joke and an homage to xkcd. Did I mention that it was a really terrible science joke?

Add comment September 27th, 2006

Spotted at the hardware store

I went to the hardware store today to pick up some more science stuff, and I saw a three-ring binder on a shelf behind the counter labeled "The Archivist’s Cookbook". I thought that was pretty funny.

More soap this weekend, I think.

Add comment September 8th, 2006

Three Ideas

The ends of BART cars are labeled “X” and “Y”, but I would rather they were labeled 3′ and 5′.

Rite Aid is a drug store, but I think it should be a liturgical supply shop.

I should move to Florida and start a tool shop called “Miami Vise.” (Apparently, a purveyor of fly-fishing equipment has beaten me to this one.)

Add comment September 4th, 2006

Band Names from the American Common Law

Hello! I fell off the planet for a bit there with finals and break and all, but I’m back in the saddle now. As a New Year’s present, I give you this list of phrases from the American common law that sound like band names, together with their genres of music and the titles of their first albums.

Name Genre First album
Cy Pres Norse death metal Testator
The Erie Problem Emo Substance/Procedure (double album)
Frolic and Detour Precious indie-pop
(thanks, Joe)
Deviation
Holographic Will Emo Handmade
Mis(s)prison Gangsta rap Tha Secret
Real Covenant Christian rock Running with the Land
The Remaindermen Jangle-pop Vested
Thalweg Art metal Lines

Hooray!

Add comment January 11th, 2006


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