Legal Band Names 2

October 3rd, 2006

Here’s another list of law-inspired band names. If (for some inscrutable reason) you dig this sort of thing, you might find my prior post on the subject interesting:

Name Genre First album
the Adjudged Infringers Pop-core (based in Wilmington DE) Overbroad
Paul Cohen and the Miller Tests Punk F*ck the Draft
the Specific Performers Cello-heavy chamber-punk Æquitas
the Common Mekaniks Gangsta rap P. H. O. S. I. T. A.
Hunter’s Lessee Southern rock Justice Story
The Men on the Clapham Omnibus Arty concept-rock, always performs anonymously and masked The Life and Times of John Doe
Terry, Stop! Happy hardcore Frisk
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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. colette  |  November 20th, 2006 at 2:40

    Adam, this is too funy. Love it!

  • 2. Ben Donley  |  January 7th, 2007 at 17:53

    now presiding in this court of hip hop justice, my rap forte
    is judge, jury, bailiff, and prosecutin DA
    cause ceteris paribus
    my modus operandi
    is carpe diem whether de facto or de jure
    comprende?
    the people versus
    you and your sensei
    teachin that style of wordplay
    weaker than Wednesday
    regardless of what your friends say
    they’re all dissable
    stricken from the record
    and deemed inadmissible
    while this long arm of the law grabs the mic
    to shoot dope rhymes first and ask questions later
    the def sentences of this live litigator
    close a case tighter than the jaws of a gator

    stenographers are steady loggin
    the jargon that your counselors are barkin
    in hopes of a plea bargain
    but when you read back verbatim
    what they sayin to persuade them
    they realize exactly how I played them
    I come with the truth, whole truth, and nothing but
    cause the truth hurts just as much as fucking with Live will
    I brew skill with refills from now untill
    plagiarizing MCs get their flows distilled

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