Three Ideas
The ends of BART cars are labeled “X” and “Y”, but I would rather they were labeled 3′ and 5′.
Rite Aid is a drug store, but I think it should be a liturgical supply shop.
I should move to Florida and start a tool shop called “Miami Vise.” (Apparently, a purveyor of fly-fishing equipment has beaten me to this one.)
Add comment September 4th, 2006